Tech Nerds—
Feel Wonderful in Your Headspace
by Radically Shifting your State of Consciousness
A 4-WEEK TRANSFORMATION FOR TECH NERDS WHO FEEL FRAZZLED—RESTORING SHINING MENTAL HEALTH, FULL BODY RELAXATION, GREAT SLEEP, HIGH PRODUCTIVITY & LUCID PRESENCE.
~TAUGHT BY A FORMER MONK, MICHAEL PERSIMMON
"Wait a minute—is this just another mindfulness thing?"
No way! This is completely different.
We're talking: different goal, different approach.
Moreover, this doesn’t insult your intelligence.
Nor does it betray your last shred of hope.
This is beyond mindfulness, beyond the breath.
Forget everything you know about meditation.
This is completely different.
You don’t become passive.
You become steady.
- Reduced emotional reactivity spikes
- Faster return to baseline after overwhelm
- Sharper systems-level thinking
- Insight without mental strain
- Reduced rumination after mistakes
- Fewer ‘I can’t handle this’ waves
- Cleaner problem-solving
- Greater composure during deadlines
Taught by
MICHAEL PERSIMMON
YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS COACH
- former monk
- former computer programmer
- teaching in 3 countries
I am an expert meditation trainer with over 23 years of experience.
I’m committed to showing you how to transform your life, to whatever degree you prefer.
I love empowering tech nerds to achieve their innermost dreams, no matter the stress levels, family history, brain functioning—all without drugs.
personal & professional experience:
I set aside my career track to get to the bottom of the mystical experiences I was having. I took vows as a non-religious monk, and now teach only what works, tossing the spiritual theater.
I’ve overcome mental health challenges, childhood traumas, self-criticalness, lack of self-love, self-sabotaging relationships, often questioning my very existence.
Now I have everything I’ve always wanted and more. I’m not special, your dreams are meant to be realized too.
This kind of meditation is not what you’re expecting...
No sitting on the floor
No obtuse philosophies
No focusing on the breath
No religious concepts
No visualizations
No spiritual theater
No chanting
No gurus
No postures
No. Sketchy. Stuff.
How refreshing!
You walk into a room and feel relaxed and confident. Someone asks you how you’re doing, and you can sincerely say you’re feeling great, as you look them in the eye and smile. The other person smiles back and you feel an easy connection.
You cannot remember feeling anxious, out of place, nor separate from others. That’s a distant memory. You are meditating now.
Meditation is giving you a calm solidity. You can’t imagine not doing it. You feel like you've always wanted to feel. You’re the most “you” you can remember.
You feel creative, bold, and upsets slide off of your back. Like when you were little. People smile at you more and you feel you can smile back authentically. It’s odd that this feels so easy.
Friends who haven’t seen you ask what you have been “taking”. You struggle to convey the dimensions of this new inner state. You shrug and say that you’ve just started this new type of meditation. No side effects, just benefits.
Life is so much easier.
If you don’t think meditation is for you...
...I promise you I can change your mind in 45 minutes, for free, not a sales pitch, totally on the house.
If you don’t love it, no problem, go on your merry way.
If you do love it, great! You’ll learn something new about your mind.
Click here to check out my periodic, free “Taste of Meditation” mini-Zooms.
I look forward to meeting you.
“Should I just use AI for meditation?”
It’s an innocent step, but it’s also the worst thing you could do.
- AI is just statistics.
It’s a ginormous file stuffed full of numbers sitting on a hard drive somewhere. That’s it. You’d be listening to numbers numbering.
- AI depends on the data it’s trained upon.
All AI is trained on spiritual theater, so its responses will mimic spiritual theater. [Meaning: all the sayings, behaviors, and concepts that are expected around anything spiritual-related.] This will set you on a busy path to nowhere, keeping you in your head, not satisfying you at a soul level.
- AI is not conscious.
Remember, it’s just statistics. It cannot guide you back to the experience of the super-consciousness state because machines do not have a refined, subtle awareness.
- AI’s value is deceptive here.
AI may be cheap/free to use, and who doesn’t like to save money? However, a steady, reliable expert like Michael Persimmon teaches by donation. So traditional high course fees cease to matter. And with a teacher like Michael, you are guaranteed to grow. AI cannot promise that.
- AI is not real.
Do you really want to trust the illusion of intelligence when nurturing the most intimate part of your identity?
“Should I just use a meditation app?”
You could do a lot better.
- Apps have an extractive revenue model.
The unspoken premise is that you’re on a treadmill subscription, in the same way a for-profit drug company wants you stay on their expensive drugs, not outright cure you. Similarly, apps are not designed to make you independent of them.
- Apps’ value appears high yet it’s throwing spaghetti at the wall.
They offer loads of pre-recorded programs and it seems like it’s a great value. But in that, there is no direction, no focus, no steady opinion on the shortest path to achieving your goal. And sustaining it for life.
- Apps are designed for convenience, taking away the human touch.
If you have no one in front of you who’s been where you are, guiding you, providing feedback to your heartfelt questions in the moment, then you’re going to feel frustrated, left to figure it out on your own.
- Apps claim to be helping you while they’re actually limiting you.
Apps cannot provide the reliable, nuanced guidance on how to reconnect with the root of your being, the Infinite. It’s just much easier for them to focus on limited, finite pathways. This puts you on a busy treadmill to nowhere, with tiny gains compared to what you could be having.
- Apps bolster spiritual theater or they bolster the intellect.
Either way, it’s you that misses out. Neither approach takes you to the raw peace of your innermost being.
Who is this not for?
...if you are perfectly content with your meditation practice
...you like the feeling of doing spiritual rituals
...you prefer quoting spiritual authorities
...you prefer complexity over simplicity
...you want to collect meditation techniques
...you value impenetrable leaders with exotic accouterments
...you want to look like you’re spiritual
act like you’re spiritual
feel like you’re spiritual
craft an identity of being spiritual...
...then sorry, this isn’t for you.
However, when all of that ceases to be satisfying,
when you come to distrust anything spiritual...
then try a simpler, sustainable way inwards.
Spirituality works best as an experience.